Potty Training

“Daddy, hurry!”

“Alright, honey, I’m coming.” Walking into the kitchen, you spy your adorable little Jessie bouncing up and down, her pyjama pants around her ankles and her hand pressed to the front of her diaper as she stands two feet away from her training potty. “Now, you had something to show Daddy?”

Smiling, she plops down onto her training potty and sighs, the familiar hissing sound of her diaper filling with urine reaching your ears as her thick diapers expand and take on a yellowish tint. With a smile on her face, Jessie exclaims, “I use potty, Daddy! I’mma big girl now!”

“You sure are…” Daddy says as he walks over and pats her on the head. “I think such a ‘big girls’ has earned herself some ice cream.”

“Yay!”

“Come on, honey, let’s change you into a fresh diaper and go get some ice cream.”

Smiling, Jessie waddled behind her daddy. Daddy is silly, wanting me to use the potty. I sure showed him, I can be a big girl and use the potty too!

Daddy chuckled as he patted his baby’s diapered butt. Maybe someday you’ll learn to use the potty correctly, but today is not that day…