“But… but Mom! You can’t be serious!”

“No ‘buts’, little missy! I warned you what would happen if your grades didn’t improve, yet you have the audacity to come home with a D-?! Until you manage to bring your grade up to at least a B, it’s goodbye underwear, hello diapers for you.”

“I can’t go out looking like this! Everyone’ll be able to see them!”

“Keep whining and I’ll consider adding another layer, do I make myself clear?”

“… Yes…”

“Yes,.. what?”

“Yes… Mommy.”