Meet Danelle, formally Dan.

Dan though he was so clever, cheating on his girlfriend with whatever two-bid woman he could hook up. He thought he was smart, he thought he’d covered his tracks, he’d thought she would never find out.

He was wrong. And it wasn’t long before he’d realized just how wrong. Lesson to be learned: never cheat on a genius chemistry major.

All it had taken was one sip, a cup of it mixed in with his morning coffee, and he was out like a light. By the time he’d finally awoke, his mind was so muddled by hypnotic suggestions that he couldn’t tell up from down. Now, Danelle spends her days crawling around on the floor, chewing on her toys and filling her diapers without a care in the world. Let Danelle be a lesson to other dishonest men:

Hell have no fury like a woman scorned.